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Post by Pay No Mind on Sept 7, 2005 19:08:55 GMT -5
10 things to ponder Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred Dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Sarah
Sigmund Freud
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Post by Sarah on Sept 8, 2005 17:09:18 GMT -5
Hmm..That's very true..
Haha..That's great..Gotta love those cats. Cough..
I feel like a slinky..
And amen.
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Post by Pay No Mind on Sept 8, 2005 17:47:41 GMT -5
I found it all interesting..
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Post by && We Will Become Silhouettes on Sept 8, 2005 17:52:22 GMT -5
see my shirt is something to think about oh oh
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Sarah
Sigmund Freud
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Post by Sarah on Sept 8, 2005 21:05:49 GMT -5
I really want a slinky.
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Post by Pay No Mind on Sept 9, 2005 15:26:47 GMT -5
Slinky slinky everybody loves a slinky!
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