aliens

[ria]

Blah, blah, blah--conspiracy theories are endless nowadays, and 90% of the time just a big fat wad of steaming bile, though not unentertaining. BUT, besides Roswell and Area 51 and these things, just generally--do you believe aliens exist? Personally, I think it's arrogant to believe we're the only intelligent creatures on the only habitable planet in the galaxy--if we exist then who's to say others don't? But I think that all these alleged abductions and spaceship crashes are a bunch of bullshit, mainly because they are highly unlikely. I mean, if "aliens" are extremely intelligent and have the means to abduct humans for research and attempt to modify their victims' memories, I highly doubt they'd be stupid enough to make a mistake in said modification, and have that person (usually it's some hillbilly retard) running around claiming the aliens stuck shit up his ass.

The evidence that kinda/sorta convinced me they're out there is this footage of mysterious lights in the sky that just kind of appeared and stuck around, then disappeared as weirdly as they showed up. But, anyway, thoughts?

[&& We Will Become Silhouettes]

I agree with you. One comes to find some people are too arrogant to believe there's someone else. But I am not that arrogant. So yes I do believe that there are other beings in this universe, which we all know is exceedingly vast. I wouldn't go so far as to say that all of these alien abductions are a hoax. I mean it could happen. But this idea of abductions and aliens coming to take over the world really began to pick up in the 50's when everyone was sooooo afraid of the Russians and well you anyone really. and there was the "perfect suburban lifestyle", not to mention the technological advances being created. I mean people suffer from delirium and at that time we (america) put a lot of effort in creating weapons of mass destruction, and creating spaceships and machines to help us better understand. I think it really started when someone saw Spok (sp?) or a satellite and such.

It's just a phase sort of thing that people won't grow out of as long as paranoia continues. but sometimes paranoia is good. And so I have continued with my pointless dictation.

Let me sum it up. I believe in Aliens. Some people are so paranoid that they think they have been abducted. Some people may have. But I think it's time to use a quote. I forgot who it's by... darn..

"The true sign that there is intelligent life out there, is that it has yet to contact us."

or something along those lines. I feel bad for messing it up but oh well. I'm sure we've all heard it anyway.

and so I will now shut up...

[Pay No Mind]

I believe. I don't think they would come to earth though...I mean like the whole fly saucer thing...Who says they have that kind of material on their world? You know like the planets don't have all of the elements that we have on earth....Granted they might have some that they need for the space ship....

As for the abductions.....Sunspots (I think) and certain things in the atmosphere can cause a person to go into a state that they actually feel like they have been abducted and feel like there are people around them....

I watched it on television....They did test about it and the people said that when it happened it felt like people where standing over them but all they could see where distorted gray figures....

It's something that causes it but I can't think of what it is right now....But it can happen to a totally sane person....

[americanpsycho]

I think aliens exist, but they just won't land on earth because they'll be discriminated against.. I mean, seriously, people are still discriminating against blacks and jews, and gays, so imagine something really odd looking [to the human race] walking along the streets... Think of all that discrimination.

[Pay No Mind]

I don't think they would come to earth...I mean...I live here and I don't even want to be here...

[americanpsycho]

Haha, true true..

[ria]

americanpsycho said:

I think aliens exist, but they just won't land on earth because they'll be discriminated against.. I mean, seriously, people are still discriminating against blacks and jews, and gays, so imagine something really odd looking [to the human race] walking along the streets... Think of all that discrimination.

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[&& We Will Become Silhouettes]

What you say michelle is true.. but I mean who's to say that they won't look similarly like us.. but there would be discrimination anyway.. (all this is making me think of Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, because there were aliens on earth who looked just like everyone else and whatnot)
anyway Here is what I think Aliens would say about going to earth...

"Dude.. I'm bored let's go somewhere!"

"Like Where?"

"I dunno.. the galaxy is like our playground man."

"Then pick a swing dork!"

"Fine.. Let's go to Earth...I hear they got some cool parties down there"

"Aw c'mon man, Everyone knows that Earth is like loser central. I mean chip dip? That was like soooo 500 years ago."

"Yeah you're right man.. Well I think there's a happenin' party down on the milky way..."

"Fine dude whatever.. let's go..."

"Righteous! Righteous!" (oh sorry, Finding Nemo moment)

And if We were to have an Alien Exchange Student

*Alien Al walks into the cafeteria a group of people watch him and talk amongst themselves*

"to think A person can be so totally hott on their planet and be totally not hott on ours.."

"Man like all of the places in the universe how did he end up on earth, and of all the places on earth, how did he end up here?"


And though that comes from a conversation about a real exchange student he was not an alien.. and thanks to our stupid climate the poor guy lost his tan... hah.. ah he went home.....

anyway the end I'm done.. I'll come back later and so on and so on.

[Pay No Mind]

You know Me, Dani, and Devin had a plan.....

We were going to go to Taco Bell put a sign on the end of that table that said "aliens exist" and we were going to put on our tinfoil hats and eat burritos......

I think I am going to go sit by the manhole with a burrito....I'll tell you if I see anything suspicious...

Seeing everyone thinks I am pshycho when I tell them about the aliens....

[americanpsycho]

Promise me if you ever do that, you'll videotape the whole thing. I wanna be able to see their priceless facial expressions..

[Pay No Mind]

Will do....

I'll take pictures and everything...